Relationships and marriage can be tough. There are times when you have to sit back and take some necessary inventory.
Sometimes you’ve got to call it like you see it.
Other times you need someone else to call it out for you.
Enter Anjeanette Carter.
Luckily for you, she’s going to lay down some quality quips in a little piece we like to call: Relationship Repartee.
Guys who say they hate drama are the first to tell you about their ‘psycho’ ex.
If a woman plays with her hair it doesn’t mean we’re flirting. It means we spend a long fucking time on our hair and want to make sure it looks good.
Always compliment your date but not to the point where we feel we have to sleep with you.
Girls who say ‘I hate drama’ can usually be found drunk and crying on a public toilet.
If you’re looking for an original way to dump someone, may I suggest a flash mob?
You know you’re ready to take it to the next level if you’re willing to watch all cities of the ‘Real Housewives’ with her.
When you meet the parents, if you’re nervous don’t picture them naked. Trust me on this one.
Overlooked marriage perk: the options for Hallmark cards skyrocket.
The key to a good marriage is to stay moderately uninterested in each other.
There is more to marriage than fighting over bathroom sink space. Not much more, but more.
Anjeanette Carter hails from Los Angeles and is known for her witty and sarcastic tweets. She is a regular contributor to Nerdist.com and was recently honored by TIME Magazine as one of the best Twitter feeds of 2012. On camera, she has exchanged barbs with Bruce Willis and Courtney Love. And off camera, she is embroiled in a love/hate relationship with her gym. If you’re a smart man you’ll follow her on Twitter @anjeanettec.